The net
(c)1999 Russell Wolff
All Rights Reserved

Hair net, ethernet, internet, watch you sweat
The lear jet here pet, tie a ribbon don't forget
The wish net, fishnet now you get with this net
You don't need feet if your tail fin ain't wet

Now it's game match set I'm thinking about the undernet
The dalnet, palnet, call the psychic friends net
And tell me about the woman that I ain't met yet
On IR-CU-SEEME-EFNET

Live and let, live and let, left it on the intranet,
The firewall, vegas bet left me with a gambling debt
And all of the people with the TV sets are just
Hooking up their boxes... to the net

Another net, please don't pet the Vietnam war vet
Dusted off he don't get respect of the government
New York Met, Jersey Nets and have the Jets won yet
You don't have to tell me that I wore down my last fret

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