if I was a cop 
(c)1998 Russell Wolff

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if I was a cop, i'd have you all arrested
there would be no bread and water in the jail
if I was a cop, your patience would be tested
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if I was a cop, no one but OJ simpson could make bail

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if I was a cop, i'd wear polyester
if I was a cop, my badge would shine
if I was a cop, just like sylvester
if I was a cop, there's be no crime

if I was a cop, gambling would be legal
we'd castrate all the child molesters, on their first offense
trade electric chairs for electric blankets,
call ticketmaster now for soon the canings shall commence...

if I was a cop, just like columbo
if I was a cop, my teeth would shine
if I was a cop, like marge simpson
if I was a cop, you'd get yours and i'd get mine

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if I was a cop, on green i'd stop and red i'd go
when I drive my wheels do not make contact with the road
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tickets, summons and citations, bench appearance salutations
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unlimited assorted munchkins and the extras that were stowed

if I was a cop, i'd have a pension
if I was a cop, i'd fire my gun
if I was a cop, there'd be nothing to see here
if I was a cop, I would the best one

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