Big Yellow Ryder Truck
(c)2003 Russell Wolff

G - Em - C - D x2
Another siren on a Saturday 
sitting in my underwear on the internet
I got my wi-fi hooking up the neighborhood 
it hasn't landed one date yet
Em - D/F# - G - A7 - Am - Cm
I turn the TV on, hey look its Elton john, 
selling shades on QVC

G-C-Em-A7-Am-Cm-G
I cross the street I look both ways 
and when I get there, fuck
I keep on running into doggone twisted luck
last thing that hit me was a yellow ryder truck

Another instant message instantly 
messing up any chance that I might come
Across some fascinating information 
pointing to conspiracy's smoking gun
There goes my phone again, I lost my bona fide 
friend for half an hour

C - G - C - Am - D
C - G - D - Dsus
every little napkin with your name wrote on it 
in the pockets of pedestrians passing by
people always wanna know what you've done to me

I've got a pile of unpaid denial 
sitting in the center of my table still
I started questioning the government 
after all the copies of the same damn bill
I've got my internet cell phone vibrator 
personal chauffer...