DOOR TO DOOR
(c)2003 Russell Wolff

intro:  E - B - A - Am x2
V: E - B - F#m - A x4
Silly me, I've been selling Jesus to all the sinners in the square
after some alcohol i'll meet you for some alcohol and prayer
don't wear a robe, don't wear a collar, got a dollar i'll be there
after some alcohol i'll meet you for some alcohol and prayer
A --- B--- (with a hint of 7th sprinkled in)
you finally found somebody who would listen to your yelling
don't be surprised when i expose you for selling your...

E - B - A - Am x2
DOOR TO DOOR RELIGION, DOOR TO DOOR RELIGION
C#m - B - F# - A --- B ---
DOOR TO DOOR, EXPECTED MORE
THAN DOOR TO DOOR FROM YOU

It's up to you, you go to hell or heaven after you die
find me a god who's got a pair of wings so i can learn to fly
can he make me invisible, cause if he will, i'll give you my share
and i'll meet you and all your kooky friends 
for some basketball and prayer
you finally found somebody who would listen to your crying
well don't be surprised when the rest of us ain't buying your

CHORUS, then modulates to:
F# - C# - B - Bm x2 - D#m - C# - G# - B -----
sucks to be you, you met a jew who has a lot of gay friends
and asked him, where is it that you'd like to be 
on the day the world ends
will you burn in the fire or will you drown yourself, in the flood
where is it that you'll get your water,
when the rivers turn to... blood
you finally found a cult that'll give you more power
than 100,000 copies of the latest watchtower

CHORUS, then modulates to...
F# - C# - B - Bm x2 - D#m - C# - G# - B - C# - F#