ROADKILL

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Math for idiots

i am sitting here in the most basic math class Harvard has to offer me.  You see, no matter what your skills in life are, you ain’t gettin’ a Harvard degree without a math class.  This is so mind-numbing.  As a small consolation, there is wireless internet in this lecture hall.  I believe the chair i am sitting on was made from the original wood founded by Harvard 363 years ago!  My ass fell asleep 20 minutes ago.  I will start jamming my pen into my eye socket to see if that wakes me up.  Well, that’s enough imagry for now, huh? 

I think we are finally ready to unveil the album cover and release a tune from the new cd.  Emily Lazar returned the master and OH MY GOD… you true believers out there… those who have been there with me from the start…

YOU WILL SOON BE REWARDED!

-rw

Thursday, September 23, 2004

my poor blog

it just sits there unloved… here is further proof from a recent chat session:

HER:  any good reviews?  12:04:07PM

ME:  tons, but i suck at keeping things organized 12:04:19PM

HER:  that’s too bad 12:04:28PM

ME:  so i dont know if they are updated on the site 12:04:29PM

HER:  you need an assistant 12:04:34PM

ME:  i need an assistant, a manager, a booking agent, a pr person, a radio promoter, and the list goes on 12:05:26PM

HER:  probably one person can do all of that 12:05:43PM

ME:  not well 12:05:59PM

HER:  and someone to remind you that you haven’t written anything new on your blog for a month… 12:06:13PM

ME:  but if they even tried, they would do more than is getting done now.  12:06:18PM

HER:  really?  12:06:18PM

HER:  why not?  12:06:20PM

ME:  yeah, i know, the blog 12:06:24PM

ME:  i suck 12:06:27PM

HER:  you probably need a full time person and a pt assistant 12:06:38PM

so there you have it folks… further evidence that i am one busy dude who needs your help and support.  any charitable donors out there?

-russell
(come to the show tonight!)